Today I ate a Mrs. Smith's apple pie, a quart of vanilla ice cream, seven slices of American cheese, two fried pork chops, and a banana, watched the Green Bay Packers beat the cow shit out of the Detroit Lions, played nine holes of golf (in 50 strokes at Fort Roots), and walked 2 miles in 35 minutes.
I might fry another pork chop before I go to bed.
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