Levy Trail

 Nine other Geezers and I walked on the Levy Trail this morning. I was out for 29:34.

Levy Trail South

 I walked Levy Trail South late this afternoon in 34:36.

QUESTIONS OF THE DAY. ...Did a comment often repeated by Pam's Boy writer Rockamundo lead Matthew McConaughey to adopt the southern accent the contemptible motherfucker displayed on a TV commercial broadcast by NBC on Wednesday night, or does anyone suppose a meaningful person in his life at some point said, to paraphrase, "Would you please quit with this Hollywood crap? It's more contemptible than two motherfuckers, you know?"

Hash/Levy Trail South

I walked Levy Trail South in light, cold rain at lunchtime Thursday in 33:21. ...Last night, I was out for about two and a half hours on the annual Humpin' Hash Christmas run. ...They say the temperature will get down to 7 before daybreak tomorrow in a bizarre cold snap blowing in from the northwest. It won't get above freezing until Christmas Eve. Pipes will likely freeze across the Little Rock metro. Meanwhile, everyone in Texas is expected to perish. 

Levy Trail South/DFL

 I walked Levy Trail South this morning in 32:39. ...The DFL Green Bay Packers snuck into the playoffs but were creamed in the first round. In our lowest points output of the season, the Sherwood Shigallas crushed us to flakes, 105.18-75.32. ...The fat guy from The Office is apparently also a Green Bay Packers fan. In the LA Rams-at-Green Bay Monday Night Football telecast, he performed in a scripted pregame gig as a fat fuck from LA who is also a Packers fan. It lacked the intimacy of the impromptu deal he did in Georgia. In fact, it was kind of lame.

Oaklawn

 HOT SPRINGS—I walked for 38:12 to, through, and about the grounds of Oaklawn Racing Casino Resort before I wrote stories about the Poinsettia and Tinsel Stakes today. It was colder than two motherfuckers at the racetrack.

Levy Trail South

 I walked Levy Trail South this morning in 33:23.

Levy Trail South

 I walked Levy Trail South this morning in 34:47.

Levy Trail South/Oaklawn/Hash

 I wrote a total of twelve stories from Saturday, December 3, through Saturday, two days ago, so I was busy with work but otherwise somewhat lazy. I walked Levy Trail South mid-last week one late, cold afternoon. For the first time ever, with my iPhone, I interviewed a horseman while on the Levy Trail. On Friday, three days ago, I walked for close to an hour near the racetrack and Oaklawn's other facilities. Yesterday, I was out for about an hour and fifteen minutes with the Little Rock Hash House Harriers in southwest Little Rock.

PETE PERKINS

HOT SPRINGS — The best news related to opening day at Oaklawn Racing Casino resort came late in October on hospital grounds in Iowa.

Opening day itself for Oaklawn’s 68-day meet is today, and it features the $150,000 5 1/2-furlong Advent Stakes for two-year-old horses. It includes an Iowa-bred sensation named Tyler’s Tribe. The Advent post time is scheduled for 3:46 p.m.

The first race of Oaklawn’s 2022-23 season has a post-time set for 12:30 p.m.

Trainer Tim Martin’s and Tom Lepic’s Tyler’s Tribe, the 3-5 morning-line Advent favorite, is named for an eight-year-old leukemia survivor named Tyler Juhl who, with his tribe of family and friends on hand, rang a bell on the grounds of the University of Iowa Hospital on Oct. 24 to symbolize his cancer-free status after a two-year fight.

Lepic 69, is Juhl’s grandfather, and he, his fellow tribe members, and Tyler’s Tribe were among the brightest stories of the Breeders’ Cup early last month at Keeneland Race Course in Lexington, Ky.

“We feel so blessed for what we’ve gotten in kindness from all over the country,” Lepic said. “At the Breeders’ Cup, we were treated like royalty there. It was really something, but best of all, we have this young man who is cancer free. We had hundreds of people from Iowa go to the Breeders’ Cup just for the support.”

Undefeated in five previous runaway starts, Tyler’s Tribe bled on the lead of the $1 million Breeders’ Cup Juvenile Turf Sprint, and his 20-year-old rider Kylee Jordan pulled him up for a trot to the wire.

“Breaking out of the gate, he had so much speed for the first 200, 300 yards,” said Jordan, who rode eight winners at Oaklawn last season. “He was just cruising, and then he bled obviously, and I just eased him up.”

Followers of the tale of Tyler’s Tribe will see the start of its second chapter at Oaklawn, with many of his tribe in attendance.

“When people are fortunate to overcome such heartbreak and difficulties, that’s what life is about,” Oaklawn president Louis Cella said. “When you have the Advent race at Christmas time with great stories, it’s not just horse racing. It transcends horse racing. It brings a tear to the eye.”

Eight others are entered in the Advent, including Happy Is a Choice, second on the morning line at 9-2. Owned by Hooties Racing, Wss Racing, and 4G Racing, the son of Runhappy and maternal grandson of Afleet Alex is trained by John Ortiz. David Cabrera is listed to ride Happy Is a Choice.

“We’re ready to go,” Ortiz said. “We’ll see how he does with [Tyler’s Tribe].”

After one long look at the as-yet nameless yearling Tyler’s Tribe, Lepic, 69, called Martin, his longtime partner and Oaklawn regular.

“Tom sent me a picture and I went, ‘Wow. Yeah, I want you to go take a look at this horse’,” Martin, 60, said. “We went over there and we partnered up on him.”

They bought him for $34,000.

“We didn’t know if he was a bargain or not,” Martin said. “He was the sale topper. He was the highest one they sold, but before long, I looked at the horse, and I told Tom, ‘If we can get this horse in training, we can sell him for probably [$150,000 to $200,000]. This horse is unbelievable the way he looks.”

Tyler’s Tribe is set to start the Advent at 6 5-0-0 with earnings of $306,294. His connections said they were marveled as he progressed through his five starts at Prairie  Meadows in Altoona, Iowa.

He started with a 16-length win over a field of 10 at 4 1/2 furlongs on June 20. Next, Tyler’s Tribe won by 8 1/2 lengths in the 5 1/2-furlong Prairie Gold Juvenile Stakes in 1:03.64. At odds of 1-10, Tyler’s Tribe romped to a 12-length win in the 5 1/2 furlong Iowa Stallion Futurity in 1:04.18. He covered 6 furlongs in 1:09.83 and 1:09.74 to respective wins in the Freshman Stakes and the Iowa Cradle Stakes by a combined 21 1/2 lengths to complete his Prairie Meadows meet on Oct. 1.

“He is way above all the others I’ve trained,” said Martin, a native of Hardy but long a Hot Springs resident. “He’s way over the top. Other than the Breeders’ Cup, this horse has been the class. He hasn’t just beaten them. He’s beaten them [easily], and I hope the Advent’s the same way. I think he’s going to run big. Every time he runs, he’s just way the best.”

After Tyler’s Tribe’s opening-day sprint at Oaklawn, his connections sound confident he can go long. Thoughts of a Kentucky Derby pursuit are within their mindsets.

“I want to make sure this horse is good after the race, but we might try to bring him back for [the Grade III 1-mile-and-1/16th Southwest Stakes on Jan. 28] if he takes us there,” Martin said. “I really, really think he can stretch out.”

At least one thing seems certain. Wherever Tyler’s Tribe races, Tyler’s tribe will follow.

Cella agreed that as head of Oaklawn management he cannot cheer for particular horses. At least not aloud. As for Tyler’s Tribe, perhaps another way will suffice for many.

“We can cheer from our hearts,” Cella said.

Levy Trail North

 I walked Levy Trail North this morning in 34:43.

Levy Trail South

 I thought it would be sunny today. Instead, I walked through light rain as I completed Levy Trail South this morning in 34:38. ...The weather has become ideal for the Class AA championship game I will cover beginning at noon. Every football game played in the long history of sports fiction has occurred on cold gray days. I wish we could get a goddamn light snow flurry started.

Levy Trail

 Several other Geezers and I walked on the Levy Trail this morning. I was out for 47:16.