Hash

I walked and jogged about two miles on Bill Brass' Hash run around the Capitol Building.

The Green Bay Packers lead Krup's Kids 162.95-89.34. Krup's Kids' quarterback Kurt Warner still has a game to play Monday night for the NFL's Arizona Cardinals. If Warner completes 46 passes for 555 yards and 8 touchdowns, NFL records collectively by one completion, yard, and touchdown, then we would win 162.95-157.59. Thus, we felt comfortable when Coach Lee Hardman said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah; I was gonna do Warner like Oswald done Kennedy and blow his brain into his wife's lap and shit, but why waste my time?" and quarterback Philip Rivers said, "Now we hopes Krup's Bastards loses they consolation game and shit, too."

Our points total is a team record and the most for any Democrat Football League team this season. We are two victories away from playing in our second Cooper Bowl, a game which we have not won. Next week we play Dead Elway, by far the top-rated team in our league.

Orange Street Loop

I walked one minute to start each half mile and otherwise jogged the Orange Street Loop in 33:10, with splits of 11:12, 11:17, and 10:41, starting at about 5 p.m. Central. I walked the first mile of the Levy Loop this morning but the precipitation turned from mist to heavy rain and I was not adequately dressed to tolerate a drenching at 38 degrees.

Ghetto Cat Loop

I walked the Ghetto Cat Loop in 30:34.

Levy Loop

It's 28 degrees at 10:20 a.m. Central, but calm, so far more comfortable than yesterday. I walked the Levy Loop in 29:59.69, which qualifies, I believe, as an ace.

Ghetto Cat Loop/Park Hill Loop

This was close to a tap-in birdie, from 3,520 yards: I walked the Ghetto Cat Loop this morning in 29:50 (29:49.75).

It's cold and windy, 30 degrees with a wind chill of 16, both figures one degree fairer than those current in Port Hawkesbury (D'Escousse does not appear on weather.com, at least not in Levy).

Now, at 7:38 p.m. Central, it's 31 degrees. I ran and walked the Park Hill Loop, buffered a bit by the $19.95 pants I bought this afternoon; they're a cross between the stylish, opaque panty-hose looking pants I've worn for the last five years and the thick, baggy sweat pants they gave us at Gardner Junior High in Russellville, in 57:06, with splits of 12:14, 12:22, 11:02, 11:17, and 10:11. I walked for six minutes each of the first two miles, four the next two, and one during the final.

Levy Loop

This has been a dark gray rainy day. The rain finally stopped, so I walked the Levy Loop in 29:33.

The Green Bay Packers defeated Redline 7000 and advanced to the DFL playoffs with a 107.38-76.22 victory. As the third seed, we'll start against No. 6-seeded Krup's Kids.

Levy Loop

I walked the Levy Loop this morning in 30:17.