John, Ed, and I played Burns Park Championship Course from the silver tees this morning. I scored 85, with nines of 43 and 42. I had 9 pars, 6 bogies, 1 double, 2 triples, and used 33 putts. Ed scored 86 and John 98. I concluded the round with five consecutive pars, one short of my record, set on the Rebsamen Park Short Nine with JoEllen Black in 1991.
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Ed and I played the front nine of Burns Park Tournament Course this morning. I scored 45 and Ed 42.
The Little Rock Hasher scheduled to set our run today got you-know-what, and I thus volunteered to save the Hash for at least the eighth or ninth time. I spent 1:49:07 setting the run, primarily along the good ol' green trail this morning, and I hope the cute women show up to witness my heroics. ...Only about twenty people showed for my run, including Maddy (Way Down Yonder on the Tickachochee), but I had enormous fun. Folks hung on for nearly four hours and drank a great deal of far-too-much beer I brought.
Ed and I played Burns Park Tournament Course this morning. I scored 90 with nines of 45 and 45. Ed scored 85.
Ed and played the Burns Park Championship Course from the pink tees Tuesday morning. I scored 84, with nines of 42 and 42. I had 6 pars, 11 bogies, 1 double, and used 34 putts. Ed scored 82.
Several other Geezers and I, including Jayme and Kayla, walked for 1:28:10 on or near the River Trail from Burns Park Golf Course on Saturday morning.
I walked the Levy Trail Loop late this morning in 34:19.
OVERHEARD "Fuck yeah, man."—Reds second baseman Jonathan India after left fielder Jesse Winker's second-inning grand slam gave Cincinnati a 4-1 lead in Atlanta
Bill Brass and a handful of others and I were out for nearly an hour and fifty minutes with the Little Rock Hash House Harriers yesterday from Curran-Conway Field, the park near UALR that has housed its baseball team since the 1970s. ...This morning, I walked Levy Trail South in 34:41. ...Afterward, I asked the boss of the contractors cutting trees in Levy if my crepe myrtle was in danger. He said no, they were only cutting trees near powerlines. "That ain't nothing but a streetlight wire," he said. I am currently far too delighted to yet regret my failure to ask the same question several months ago.
OVERHEARD: "How's that heart rate doing?" — Bearded man in khakis as Rockamudo walked by on the Levy Trail. "It's doing fine," Rock said. "How 'bout yours?"
Ed and I played Burns Park Championship Course from the pink tees this morning. I scored 89, with nines of 41 and 48. I had 1 birdie, 2 pars, 11 bogies, 4 doubles, and used 32 putts. Ed scored 83.
Ed and I played Burns Park Championship Course. For the first time, I broke 90 from the silver tees. I scored 88, with nines of 42 and 46. I had 5 pars, 8 bogies, 4 doubles, and used 32 putts. Ed scored 91.
I walked the Levy Trail Loop this morning in 33:05. ...By the way, it turned relatively cool in Levy late Sunday night. You know, drier air with lows in the 60s, highs in the 80. The weather fucks say it will remain this way through Friday. This change should help make a more comfortable trip home for some of Pam's Boy's readership.
John Czarnecki, Ed Pennington, and I played Burns Park Championship Course this morning. We played from the pink tees. I scored 87, with nines of 42 and 45, I had 3 pars, 12 bogies, 2 doubles, 1 triple, and used 31 putts. Ed scored a group-record 74. John scored 94.
