Man, I drank at least six or seven too many beers last night. Consequently, my legs were deader than a bunch of Norwegian teenagers as I walked the Levi Ghetto Cat Loop this morning in 32:16.
OVERHEARD
"Stop right there. Listen. That bitch lying off the top of her head."
—20-year-old at Kroger, talking on his cell phone
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