Levy

 I walked the first part of the Ghetto Cat Loop before I remembered an appointment I would be embarrassed to miss. So, I scooted back home on 38th and Orange Streets to complete a 14-minute, 38-second walk.

I PLAN TO STAB...The next person who stops three or fewer feet after they have walked from a grocery store door for any reason other than to prevent injury or death. If they do so to put or take something from their pants or purse, they will die in boiling oil, the selfish motherfuckers. By the way, the same goes for people who put cash into their pants or purse or balance their checkbooks before they have made way for the car behind them at an automatic teller. Pull forward ten feet, you cocksuckers.