Maumelle

 Ron, Elaine, Kayla, Jayme, and I walked around Lake Willistein in Maumelle this morning for 1:00.40. We then ate at a nearby pizzeria. Kayla and Jayme are funnier than two motherfuckers who like to laugh a lot. Among hilarious scenarios discussed were the invention of forks and the way by which all experts, regardless of subject,  love to say, "See, I told you so." It was suggested that experts, regardless of age, should have to adopt the tone of seventy-five-year-old people as they say on National Public Radio, "We tried to tell them kids, but did they listen? Noooooo, of course they didn't. Those damn kids.". ...If I can figure out how to put pictures on blogger.com, why can't everyone? I wanna see them goddamn California kittens and cats. ...By the way, this is a time for my California-based friends to subscribe to mlb.tv. It will allow them to watch nearly every Astros and White Sox game on TV for no more than peanuts.