Levy

 I walked around and about Levy this morning for 38:14. It was an attempt to hone my appetite for the first vegetarian Thanksgiving dinner I have ever heard tell of, courtesy of Jayme and Kayla. Ron and Elaine will be there, too. Ron told me he plans to bring meat for himself. ...Everything I ate was at least as good as any of those things I have eaten, including some instant mashed potatoes Jayme said she bought at Whole Foods. Ingredients: dehydrated potatoes, as in, they ain't nothing in this box but dry potatoes and shit ...This has always worked. I called Joe in at 10 p.m. last night. He came from nearly a block away, but he clearly wanted to stay out a bit longer when I greeted him on the porch. An hour later, right before I went to sleep, he was nowhere in sight. It is now 6:01 p.m., or seventeen hours later, and he hasn't come home. I am not worried, though. Joe has always responded to this sort of blog post with a quick reappearance. ...As I said. At 6:31 p.m., Joe's behind the couch eating supper.