Monday, July 26, 2021

Burns Park Championship Course

 John, Ed, a newcomer named Larry, and I played the back nine of Burns Park Championship Course from the silver tees this morning. The other three then played the back nine of the Tournament Course, but even though I felt fine, I was so fucking soaking wet on the hottest and muggiest day of the summer so far, I decided to go home. My house is reasonably clean, but I nevertheless said, "Fellows, with the prettiest Eskimo in Texas coming to visit, I need to go pick up a bit." I scored a 46, with 1 birdie, 6 bogies, 1 double, 1 triple, and used 14 putts. Ed scored 46, and John scored 47. Larry scored 55.

OVERHEARD. ..."Make sure you take a shower."—Ed, after my pick-up-a-bit line

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