Friday, July 2, 2021

Burns Park Championship Course

 John and I played Burns Park Championship Course this morning. I scored 92 with 3 pars, 11 bogies, 2 doubles, and 2 triples. I used 36 putts. John scored 96. Because of the head professional's criticism of Joe's use of magnets on the course, Joe subjected him to nitrous oxide, got him laughing really hard, and then ran him feet-first through a meat grinder. He posted this horror on YouTube to get the word out that he is not a cat to fuck with.

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