Levy Trail South

I walked Levy Trail South this morning in 28:14. After approximately 28:14 of research, I concluded that I have not walked two miles any faster since July 4, 2011, when I race-walked the first two miles of the Firecracker Fast 5K in 23:33. Sometime back in 2014, I walked this same course in 28:26. I'm nearly positive of this, but I think I also walked two miles in just over 24 minutes either shortly before or shortly after that 5K attempt (which, by the way, came two days before I drove to Limon, Colo., for the U.S. Women's Open. I have not forgotten how sore my shins were from walking a 5K in 37:20 as I walked the very, very hilly layout of the Broadmoor Golf Club with Jan Vratil).

QUESTION OF THE DAY Does anyone other than I think I should change my tune on the following matter? At least a decade ago, Rock wrote on Pam's Boy that only bums wear hoods over their heads in warm weather. Since then, in deference to the racial (not cultural, as they misguidedly say, but racial) diversity of bums, wealthy elites and their followers (e.g., ass-wipes like Ashton Kutcher and his fans) have also begun to wear hoods over their heads in warm weather, so that the two boys with hoods over their heads I walked past on the Levy Trail this morning might not have been bums, rather common children with ass-wipes for role models