I walked Pam's Path this morning in 1:02:44, with splits of 16:15, 15:46, and 30:43 for the final two miles. My legs have been particularly springy the last week or so. I don't think I will ever again call myself a runner, but I might try to run soon.
Now I will begin to warm up to cheer like two motherfuckers for Bryson DeChambeau and Brooks Koepka to win the PGA Championship, with a preference for Koepka. I am currently watching Tiger Woods play the final round with a nobody named Tom Hoge (pronounced hoagie, as in a sandwich), who's one of those self-conscious never-smile fucks, e.g. Ricky Fowler.
OVERHEARD
"We are speaking with Keith McGee, the interim superintendent of the North Little Rock school district in Little Rock, Arkansas."
—host of the Sunday, August 9, edition of Morning Edition on National Public Radio. Pete sent an email to the ignorant sons of bitches
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