Starting at 6:33 this morning, I played the back nine of Burns Park Championship Course in 43, with 5 pars, 2 bogies, 1 double, and 1 triple. I used 15 putts. It was 6:33 a.m. as I walked from the first tee box.
My streak of three-putt free greens is at 29. My PR is 47.
I walked Pam's Path at lunchtime in 1:07:21.
Tiny Tim Biggs called me at about 1:30 p.m. Thirty minutes later, I walked with him and Bob McKinney for 1:47.16. According to Bob's watch, we went 4.1 miles.
My legs are deader than Eddie Sutton.
QUESTION OF THE DAY
What kind of reaction would Vice President Biden get if he told this joke in public?: Two Texas A&M zoologists had spent months in an attempt to get the world's largest female gorilla pregnant. They flew in gorillas from all over the world but met failure each time.
One day, as the professors walked across campus, they ran into A&M's 6-6, 298-pound All-American defensive end Torrey Carmichael. A figurative lightbulb went on for both of them, and within the next half-hour, they had coaxed Carmichael into their laboratory and introduced him to the gorilla. They then told him of their trouble.
"We know how crazy this will sound, Torrey, but here's the deal; for a thousand dollars in cash, is there any way we can get you to have sex with this gorilla?"
Carmichael did not hestitate.
"Fellas, I'd love to help y'all out and shit. I mean, really, but hell, they ain't no way I could come up with a thousand dollars. I just ain't got it."
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