I came up with a Republican-themed motivational technique in which I pretended as if the golf ball was a Mexican who had illegally migrated to North Little Rock and whom I intended to knock back across the Rio Grande River. I would say something like, "Hold onto your hat, Jose, because I'm gonna knock your brown butt back to Mexico."
To tell the truth, it didn't work. There was too much laughter in the background.
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