Thursday, April 9, 2020

Levy Trail South

I walked Levy Trail South at lunchtime today in 34:22.

QUESTION OF THE DAY
Why does Burger King think its advertisement for their new chicken nuggets, in which a young woman testifies, "They're a lot better than I expected," would make people think they're good rather than that this woman has a history of eating other stuff at Burger King that sucks dicks?

I PLAN TO STAB
The next person who writes a headline that states a dead musician "...chronicled the human condition in song," as someone at the New York Times did after a Times writer chronicled John Prine's horizontal condition

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