I played the front nine of Burns Park Championship Course this afternoon in 49, with 1 par, 2 bogies, and 6 doubles. The nine holes took me 1 hour, 24 minutes, yet a guy in cart played up my ass the whole time. Two guys in a cart played up his ass. If 2-hour, 48-minute rounds of golf aren't fast enough for you, then go get fucked.
I'm not sure this is true, but I declare I am done with soggy golf. I don't care if loaves of bread go up to $20, I hope it doesn't rain for the next six months.
QUESTION OF THE DAY
Where the fuck is all the toilet paper? I have about an eighth of a roll. I do have nine rolls of paper towels and three big boxes of Kleenex, but where is all the toilet paper? I just don't understand it. Are there people with several hundred rolls in their houses?
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