Saturday, August 3, 2019

River Trail

A handful of other Geezers and I walked this morning from the Clinton Presidential Library. I walked with the Geezers for about forty-five minutes and then alone for almost another hour. I was out for 1:42:30.
Later today, I plan to play War Memorial Golf Course, closed as that motherfucker is. It turns out, they're still mowing it and Hindman Park. Yesterday, I played a loop that included Holes 6-12, and it made for great practice. There were two other men out there. Two days ago, I used the No. 12 fairway as a driving range. There's no putting since the greens are a combination of dead and/or overgrown, but it is temporarily the greatest practice facility in the long and storied history of golf. I hope the two courses remain dormant through the fall and winter.

QUESTION OF THE DAY
How rich could I get off sympathetic liberals if I were to open a non-profit called Whole Wheat Pancakes International with stated objectives of ending childhood hunger and slowing the rate of climate change?

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