I walked Levy Trail South this morning in 33:43. I'm sure it's clear I am no longer in training for anything. For the time being, I plan to begin work toward an ability to walk eighteen holes of golf in 100°+ heat indexes without asking my partners whether or not they have cell phones with them.
QUESTION OF THE DAY
What is the over-under year for the end of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's political career?*
*Pete's best guess is somewhere between 2020 and sometime after he fucking dies, and he swears nothing will surprise him. He, however, hopes hers ends on or before President Don Trump's so that those self-absorbed goddamn showboat motherfuckers aren't around for more than another one and a half to five and a half years
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