Pam's Path

I alternated nine-minute walks with one-minute jogs to complete Pam's Path today in 1:01:28.
It started raining again, and I'm telling you, if it doesn't stop soon, I plan to become one of those obnoxious let's-do-something-about-climate-change motherfuckers. You know, the sort who stand around dead bodies in Houston and choose fossil fuel as the starting point for their conversation with fucking Robin Young.*
And, oh yeah, this isn't because I care about anyone's grandchildren. I just want to golf more than once a month.
*I am not a climate-change denier. I am bored to annoyance by media personnel who—every fucking time—allow their political bend to intrude on their public response to disastrous weather