McCain Mall

Much earlier this evening, I walked a little over two miles at McCain Mall in a bit over 34 minutes. By the way, any of my readers could've won the Miss McCain Mall Pageant tonight, and that includes fucks who find this while googling themselves, like Alyssa Mastromonaco (even after all the cheeseburgers and French onion dip you've packed away since Charlie Rose put you on his show "for the hour").