War Memorial Golf Course/DFL

John, Ed, and I played War Memorial Golf Course this morning and afternoon. Ed scored 90 and John 97. I scored 99, with nines of 51 and 48. I had 1 birdie, 4 bogies, 8 doubles, 4 triples, 1 quadruple, and used 35 putts. My game is so bad that I plan to put my entire bag of clubs in timeout for at least a week. I might not play before Christmas.

The DFL Green Bay Packers salvaged a 114.19-77.09 victory over Krup's Kids last weekend and advanced to the DFL playoffs as the third seed. We are currently 112.29-112.10 first-round favorites over the Cavemen, who defeated us 105.95-103.83 seven weeks ago.

LETTER TO THE TIMES

Pete Perkins | North Little Rock, Arkansas
Humans will not stop burning fossil fuel until there is no more fossil fuel. Our only hope, therefore, is to adjust to that inevitability—a probable outcome, I believe, despite our country's obsession with voices brainwashed by the far left and right.
Either way, don't worry. The earth will survive until long after the Sun explodes. It will do fine without us.