I walked the Levy Trail Loop this morning in 32:13.
I PLAN TO STAB...
...anyone who expresses any concern whatsofuckingever, for christ's sake, about the type of lettuce on their Thanksgiving table. Fucking lettuce
...the next person who asks anyone to tell them what they are thankful for. C'mon. Where's the end to that piece-of-shit question? I'm thankful for the freedom to tell you to mind your own fucking business
OVERHEARD
"Hey, those guys are cutting in line. They're cutting in line. Those skinny fuckers are cutting in line."
—leader of a pack of festive old men on the first tee at War Memorial Golf Course as I walked off after ten holes of practice
"I was absolutely dumbfounded. It's the most phenomenal thing you can see in nature."
—David Baron, author of American Eclipse, on National Public Radio
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