Ed and I played War Memorial Golf Course this morning. I scored 85 and Ed 89. I had nines of 44 and 41, with 4 pars, 8 bogies, 5 doubles, and 1 triple. I used 34 putts. We weren't trying to play fast, but we got through in 3 hours, 18 minutes.
I PLAN TO STAB...
...myself after having watched ten minutes of Jameela Jamil, the most self-righteous person to have yet lived. I accidentally turned on Amanpour & Company and now simply can't turn away from such a pure version of pomposity. Jesus. She's right up there with Alyssa Mastromonaco
OVERHEARD
"Who didn't grope a girl when they were in high school?"
—dipshit father of a golfer in the Class 6A Tournament on Monday. His comment came completely out the blue. I wish I had known him well enough to say, "My best guess is almost everyone out here except you, and maybe your son."
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