Saturday, October 21, 2017

War Memorial Golf Course

I had a private little battle with hypoglycemia throughout most of my round this morning with Don and Kayce Chaney and Don's friend Rilo at War Memorial Golf Course. It was weird. Kayce asked me if I was OK at one point on the back nine after I'd eaten about my fourth PayDay. That's a reasonable excuse for my 102, but you gotta combine that with the fact that Don and Rilo had music playing from their carts the whole round, and that all three of my partners drank beer and Mimosa's from 8:30 a.m. forward. Furthermore, unlike my usual company, those two guys were mad as hell about half the time. I wasn't the only one to play a shitty round.
Nevertheless, I believe everyone had a lot of fun, particularly Kayce and me.

The following was mistakingly published at Rock Dreams on Friday afternoon:

I played War Memorial Golf Course this morning with Tim Biggs, John Czarnecki, and Ed Pennington. I scored 91. John scored 92, Tim 100, and Ed 45 for the front nine before he left to fuck with his wife's car. I had nines of 45 and 46 and used 32 putts. I had 2 pars, 8 bogies, 6 doubles, 1 triple, and 1 quadruple. By the way, I've worked out my pitch-shot problems and am hitting them nearly as well as ever. Furthermore, I ordered and received a 60° wedge identical to the one Chris Vratil bought me in early December, 2007, that I lost at First Tee six years ago. I hit it great today.

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