Monday, September 25, 2017

Orange Street Loop/DFL

I walked the Orange Street Loop this afternoon in 48:28. It's hot.
Fuck fall.
It's cool to have a quarterback who plays for your DFL and NFL teams, particularly when he's as good as Aaron goddamn Rodgers. The motherfucker directed an improbable second-half comeback to put the DFL Green Bay Packers so far ahead that Yahoo gives the Turtle Creek Skins a one-percent chance of winning our game. The Skins have four players going on Monday Night Football but trail 118.56-39.49. The NFL Packers trailed the piece-of-shit Cincinnati Bengals 21-7 at halftime, but Rodgers played the entire second half by himself. No kidding. Watch the highlights. All the other Green Bay players and coaches stayed in the dressing room after halftime. The second half was nothing but a bunch of Bengals, eleven at a time, bowing to Rodgers as he single-handedly defeated them in overtime, 27-24.

I PLAN TO STAB...
...the next person who says or writes anything about athletes' reactions to the national anthem

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