John Czarnecki and I played Rebsamen Park Golf Course this afternoon and evening. I scored a 118 with nines of 58 and 60. I used 33 putts, which helps indicate how poorly I hit full swings. Not only did I play like a beginner, but the round beat the goddamn dog fuck out of my legs. I'm exhausted. I fucking hate golf. How does a motherfucker use 33 putts and score 118? John scored a 128.
At least we laughed a lot.
I overheard the club pro tell a funny story before we played He spoke of a buddy of his who played St. Andrews recently. He said the guy shanked the shit out of his first-tee drive, then bent over to tee up another ball. He looked up at his caddy and said, "In the U.S., we call this a mulligan. What do people over here call it?"
The caddy said, "Sir, we call it our third shot."
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