Levy Trail South

I walked Levy Trail South in 33:20 this evening, as exhausted as I was from watching an entire Razorback basketball game, writing roughly 1,100 words about the $900,000 Grade II Rebel Stakes, and writing a would-you-rather followed by a technical breakdown of its wherewithals.
I'm hungrier than two motherfuckers.

I PLAN TO STAB...
...the next person who says, "...kicking the can down the road...," unless, you know, they're talking about kicking a can down the road