HOT SPRINGS — I walked around the barns and the Oaklawn Park parking lot for 33:48 yesterday afternoon between the Bachelor Stakes and Apple Blossom Handicap.
This morning, through a steady mist, I walked the St. Louis Street Loop in 1:06:20. I'm not sure how long the loop is, but I walked it slower than two motherfuckers. My goal for next year is to break an hour (and to pork a Mexican Shit Hole waitress).
I turned a profit of exactly $14.00 with a $4.00 bet on the Bachelor. After 19 trips, I'm down $38.00 for the season. Today wraps it up.
COLONEL PETE'S SILVER BULLET LOCK OF NINETY-FOUR LIFETIMES
Bet everything you have on Whitmore (No. 8) to win the Arkansas Derby (Race 11). Depending on how much my readers bet, he should go of somewhere between 4-1 and 6-1.
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