Ghetto Cat Loop

I walked the Ghetto Cat Loop late this morning in 32:31 and then started to scrub my front porch for the first time in at least two years. A neighbor named Bob came over yesterday afternoon to tell me he'd talked to the cops and other city officials about the occasional drug activity at Tom Jenning's house and that he just wanted me to know. We collectively bitched about Tom for twenty minutes. While we spoke, I became self conscious of my filthy porch, so here goes.
And now my porch looks nice. It took a total of about an hour to get it that way.

OVERHEARD
"Are you from Nashville?"
—A woman at the North Little Rock Walmart named Ginger who saw Pete wearing a Nashville Scrappers t-shirt and came walking quite fast and gleefully. She said she lives in Nashville