Jesus Christ, man, I'm not fucking kidding. Go to weather.com and it says the heat index in Levy is immeasurable. It says they can't measure it. It says, specifically, "We can put a spaceship the size of a trash compactor 2,200 miles from Pluto, but we can't measure the heat index of an atmosphere composed of goddamn egg drop soup." Accuweather.com says the Realfeel® here is "boiled okra."
Anyway, I walked Levy Trail South tonight in 32:41 and don't expect to quit sweating before Halloween.
I PLAN TO STAB...
...the next person who says they don't think Clinton and Bush will be the presidential finalists, because it will be a Clinton-Bush final and everyone knows it (unless one of them is arrested or uses the n or c words in a context that is not clearly designed to display contempt for anyone who uses the n or c words)
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