Maple Street Loop

I walked the Maple Street Loop tonight in 33:51.

TWO TRUISMS
No matter where you live, except for Honolulu, Hawaii, or Fairbanks, Alaska, someone will say, "If you like don't the weather here, just give it fifteen minutes."
No matter where you go to college, except for Liberty or Brigham Young Universities, at some point someone will tell you that Playboy Magazine once named it America's No. 1 party school*
*this only applies to schools anyone could imagine the average Playboy reader has ever heard of. Arkansas-Little Rock is out, as are Arkansas Tech, Henderson State, Harding, and Ouachita Baptist. The Universities of Arkansas and Wyoming are in