Hash

According to several GPS watches, I walked almost exactly two miles with B.J., Bill Brass, and Ron and Elaine on Dumpster's Hash run in Maumelle this afternoon. The post run was one for the ages, highlighted by a husband walking in on someone porking his wife, which led to Dumpster choking the husband by the swimming pool. The fucking Hash. It's different these days. I was out for 42:06.