Saturday, August 30, 2014

Park Hill Loop

I walked and jogged the Park Hill Loop this morning in 1:10:49.

OVERHEARD
"Go Hogs!"
— hippy looking man, wearing a cowboy hat with a Razorback button on it, as he walked out of Kroger with a 30-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's good to have game days back

CONVERSATION OF THE CENTURY
Pete: Do y'all plan to show the Razorback game in your bar this afternoon?
Senor Tequila #1: How many with you?
Pete: Do what?
Senior Tequila #1: How many in party?
Pete: Just one, but, I don't. ...Do you know if you get the SEC Network?
Senor Tequila #1: Wait. I find someone.
Pete: Do what?
Senor Tequila #2: How may I help you?
Pete: Well, I'm just trying to find out whether or not y'all are showing the Arkansas Razorbacks game this afternoon.
Senor Tequila #2: How many in party?
Pete: You know what, never mind. I'll talk to you later.


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