Maple Street Loop

Let's see how sweat-free I can keep this MacBook Pro keyboard. I just got in from a 25:00 circuit of the Maple Street Loop, jogged and walked wearing a Thermos of egg drop soup. My splits were 12:52, and 12:08. That should be an adequate warmup for gambling away everything I own on Races 5-11 from Belmont Park at Oaklawn Park in Hot Springs today. However, if Meadowood finishes no worse than second in the Race 5, Fiftyshadesofgold wins and Risque Reality finishes no worse than third in Race 6, Vyjack wins Race 9, and Commanding Curve wins Race 11 (the Belmont Stakes), I will hire someone else to write Pam's Boy from this point forward. Also, I will begin to summer in Norway, and winter in Key West (that's right. I'll have enough cash to use summer and winter as verbs).