I walked and jogged the Burns Park Loop this morning in 1:20:07, and felt better than yesterday afternoon. There was a crowd out there. I saw at least ten bikers, and six runners.
I PLAN TO STAB...
...the next girl or woman who calls another girl or woman "girlfriend," unless they are dating one another, and they use the term as a form of identification for a third party
OVERHEARD
"Wow, you've lapped me. You must be moving pretty fast."
—man riding a bicycle around the Burns Park green loop in the opposite direction from me, the second time we met. I'm still confused
Correction Pam's Boy did not intend to denigrate Alyssa Mastromonaco's profession or job performance in yesterday's "I PLAN TO STAB... ." It should have instead published that it planned to stab "whoever advised [her] choice of comportment on The Charlie Rose Show"
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