Burns Park Loop

I hoped to take at least two laps of the Burns Park Loop this afternoon, but one was enough. I walked and jogged it in 1:24:16. Now, sitting where I almost always sit, on the end of my couch nearest the desk, my back kind of hurts, and I'll bet I'm hungrier than Jerry Lee was the night I first heard him say he was hungrier than two motherfuckers. It was warm, and little muggy this afternoon. I might try the loop tomorrow morning.

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