Orange Street Loop

OVERHEARD
"Yeah, give me a fucking beer. I'm sick of this shit."
— woman as she walked past the Hash aid station, at Mile 25 of the Little Rock Marathon. She came through in about five hours. It was 35°F, with heavy rainfall

I jogged the Orange Street Loop morning in 33:48, with splits of 11:28, 11:30, and 10:50, and felt remarkably well, considering my relatively long outing yesterday. It was then 50°F. It was 35 by the end of the race, with rain, and thunder and lightning. Officials directed many off the course. Three busses crowded with entrants passed our aid station en route to the start-finish area. It sucked dicks.

QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
Has there ever before been a mass murder in which the killers used knives? Also, are the Chinese particularly slow runners?

I PLAN TO STAB...
...the next script writer who writes a line of dialog that sounds anything like: "When you make mistakes like that, people die."