Park Hill Loop/DFL

I walked the Park Hill Loop this morning in 1:19:20. It sprinkled a bit.

The NFL Green Bay Packers have a bye this weekend, which handicaps the DFL Packers. Instead of Aaron Rogers, we'll go with New York Jets rookie quarterback Geno Smith. Still, we're fifteen-point favorites against the Dadburn Gallinappers. Denver Broncos tight end Julius Thomas will make his first start as a Packer.

A loss for the DFL Packers would require a miracle for the Dadburn Gallinappers comparable to the one that allowed Moses to somehow round off significant sins to ten. We lead 129.47-74.92. We have one player to go, and the Gallinappers two. Yahoo gives us a 100-percent chance of victory, which seems insane, considering the insanity of precisely ten commandments.

OVERHEARD
"Lisa, I have never prayed to a city, and if I ever did, it would be to Hershey, Pennsylvania."
—Homer Simpson, after Lisa said, "Dad, I saw you praying to Mecca."

"They don't teach you this in the Police Academy movies."
—Police Chief Wiggins