Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Orange Street Loop

I walked the Orange Street Loop tonight in 45:34.

OVERHEARD
"It's hard to understand how the Red Sox haven't gotten as many hits as they have."
—Boston sportswriter on ESPN Radio this afternoon, with a sentence as far into the red zone of the Baffle Scale as 1) "What part of no do you don't understand." (Snack Shack, Melbourne, Fla., Aug., 2000); and 2) "It beats better than nothing." (Kentucky Downs, Franklin, Ky., March, 2002). Extra credit goes to anyone who recognized the absurdity of, "It's hard to understand how the Red Sox haven't gotten as many hits as they have," the first time they read it. Pete was confused for five minutes

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