Friday, July 19, 2013

Levy Trail

I walked two miles on the Levy Trail at lunchtime in 30:49. I hope I feel better tomorrow night.

OVERHEARD
"Where that girl at? She be talkin' 'bout, 'I be right there.' "
—woman on a cell phone in the Kentucky Fried Chicken parking lot as I walked home from Kroger (as I left my house, Sam was meowing from the driveway with a big dead bird in her mouth. When I got home, Pam was with her, and had mutilated the bird. I guess the lower half of it is under one of the cars. I don't know where the head is either)

I PLAN TO STAB...
...the next person who says, "...national conversation."*
*though, of course, this will mean everyone on PBS and NPR, hosts and guests, will be stabbed

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