This is why I joined the Hays Senior Center: At noon, it's raining, and the temperature is about 35°F. It's supposed to rain the whole goddamn day. Since I'm a member of the Senior Center, I walked two miles around its indoor track in 33:44, wearing short pants and a sweatshirt. My knee still ain't right, but it's getting closer, like the black eyed peas I have simmering in a big pot of pork fat back in the kitchen. BLTs are also on the menu today in Levy. Man, I'm telling you. Why don't ya'll scoot by?
I PLAN TO STAB...
...the next politician who interviews herself or himself, as in: "Do I believe this is what's best for the American people? No, but..."
OVERHEARD
"He's very decisive once he's made up his mind."
—announcer at the Music City Bowl, talking about Vanderbilt running back Wesley Tate
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