Crutch mailed me a fifteen-pound Petit Jean® ham. I fussed at him. You know; "Come on, man. That's all you could do? Fifteen fucking pounds?" The Hash should love it. I walked a total of 2.2 miles as I set the Sweet Baby Jesus Memorial 1.1-Mile Race to Hell over the first portion of the Maple Street Loop.
The Green Bay Packers and K-Squad got Cooper Bowl XVI started last night. The Packers began as 22-point favorites, but, after Atlanta's Saturday night victory over Detroit, have dropped to about nine-point favorites. K-Squad's receiver for Atlanta scored 29.94 points, a little over sixteen more than was projected. The Packers' running back for Detroit scored 13.59 points, about three more than projected. The Packers will be done by dinnertime today, and K-Squad by bedtime. We'll see. If anyone makes anyone watch Sunday Night Football, cheer like hell against Marshawn Lynch. Cheer for him to step on a broken beer bottle, and then into a bucket of hydrochloric acid.*
*in fact, Lynch is playing in Seattle tonight. Do you think Heidi would take care of this for me? Tell her it's a lot easier than it sounds. I'll pay for the plane tickets, of course
GREEN BAY PACKERS 155.38, K-SQUAD 134.11 Aaron Rodgers led the way, with great support from Jamaal Charles, Demaryius Thomas, Alfred Morris, Mikel Leshoure, and even kicker Garrett Hartley, and, oh, also Indianapolis' defense, as the Packers won their first Cooper Bowl. Marshawn Lynch did his best, but he had too much to do. It's fine with me now that no one put his feet in acid.
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