Lakewood/DFL

I walked for 52:00 around the Lakewood lakes this morning, with Ron and Elaine, and Bill Brass.

The Democrat Football League Green Bay Packers are getting waxed, and it's gonna get worse. They trail the Ratpackers 119.33-68.55. The Rats have two talented wide receivers playing Monday Night Football. The Packers have a placekicker going. I guess if he kicks thirty field goals, we might have a chance (the NFL record for a game is eight). Our biggest problem was that the NFL Packers had a bye this week, and we were unable to acquire a starter to replace quarterback Aaron Rodgers. We went with Tim Tebow*, who didn't do dick. I think he scored three points. Rodgers averages a little over thirty. But, we would've gotten hammered even with Rodgers. We're on a streak of sucking.

OVERHEARD
"I'm not supposed to wait on you; you're supposed to wait on me. Do your job. That right there is why this country's the way it is. Nobody does their job anymore."
—man crossing the Home Depot® parking lot, talking to himself

*Tebow was quoted saying, "I've found it way easier to remain a virgin in Levy than in New York City."

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