Man, we got some heavy air in Levy this morning. This should be a good day to stay inside and watch the Kentucky Derby with Pam, who turned 11 today. Still, I went out long enough to walk the Orange Street Loop in 46:37.
PETE THE MAGICIAN'S SILVER BULLET GET-RICH-QUICK AND MOVE TO SOUTHERN FRANCE® KENTUCKY DERBY SPECIAL—Bet this superfecta straight up, cold as two trays of extra cold ice: 7-Rousing Sermon; 4-Union Rags; 2-Optimizer; 1-Daddy Long Legs. A $2 ticket should return at least $20,000.
I PLAN TO STAB...
...the next person who says, "Be there."
OVERHEARD
"I don't feel there's no such thing as competition when it ain't no competitors."
—Dirty Blac, Little Rock hip-hop artist
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