Park Hill Loop

I walked the Park Hill Loop this morning in 1:18:39, a nice, easy stroll.

OK, I'm for Jason Dufner. Does anyone remember all the redemption bullshit we had to put up with watching Rory McIlroy last summer, after he blew his big lead at the Masters, and then crushed everyone at the U.S. Open (and then dumped his girlfriend for the blonde tennis star)? Why then isn't anyone talking about Jason Dufner choking away his three-stroke lead in the last four holes at the PGA last summer, now that he's currently tied for the Masters' lead with Freddie Couples? I know, Freddie is fifty-two, and of course has drawn all the attention. I understand. Hell, it's enough to make Freddie my second choice. I mean, I myself was a fifty-two-year-old a couple of months ago. Maybe they'll pull away from the field and go to a playoff tomorrow. That's my wish. And then I hope Tiger Woods drives his car over McIlroy in the club parking lot and is sentenced to a twenty-year prison term. Wouldn't that be fucking great?

I PLAN TO STAB...
...the next person who says, "[He's] a very good ball striker."

OVERHEARD
"You have to be a very good ball striker to win this tournament."
—Frank Nobilo, at approximately 2:02 p.m. Central, on the Golf Channel