I walked and jogged Levy Loop Classic this morning in 29:13. I jogged a total of three minutes. Then I lost $16.50 at Oaklawn Park to complete the season with a deficit of $189.60, built over nineteen trips. So, I lost an average of $9.98 a trip. Next year, to save gas, I plan to simply walk into my bathroom once every twenty-four minutes and flush a dollar bill down the commode. I'll do that ten times a day, once or twice a week. It'll feel just like I'm at the track, and should help with all this climate-change bullshit.
I PLAN TO STAB...
...the next person who says, "...heavy lifting," unless they're literally talking about picking up something that weighs a lot.
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