38th Street Loop

I walked the 38th Street Loop this morning in 30:44.

I PLAN TO STAB...
...the next person who says, "It is what it is."

OVERHEARD
"Layered, whatever."
—mother to her son, in the front yard of a house near the top of Orange Street Hill, after he said, "I don't want a haircut. I want it layered."