Monday, August 22, 2011

Levy Railway Bed

I uncovered proof this morning that the U.S. Government has moved the Roswell aliens to Camp Robinson in North Little Rock, Arkansas. First, they've constructed buildings several miles north of the post to look exactly like the Jacksonville community center complex, obviously to confuse Google Earth users. Next, they've given the former railroad bed that runs across the post a visual effect which makes people feel as if they're going uphill no matter the direction they're headed, designed to keep almost everyone from wanting to walk or run on it. They, of course, dug up the tracks in the first place to secure the post from renegade train engineers. All of this explains why they used the farfetched excuse of planes crashing into buildings in New York to tell people they can't go to a tiny Army camp in the middle of fucking nowhere. What could possibly be going on there that requires such tight security? I mean, other than someone hiding the aliens? I walked and jogged from my house uphill for 37:19 to the concrete barrier across Mount Road at the edge of Camp Robinson, then uphill back to my house to complete the trek in 1:11:42. I'm confident I went at least five miles.

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