Saturday, May 7, 2011

Sweetheart Loop/Orange Street Loop

I walked the Sweetheart Loop this morning in 48:33.

My Kentucky Derby Silver Bullet Special Lock of a Lifetime® for 2011 is No. 15 Midnight Interlude. The Santa Anita Derby winner, who has worked better than any colt in the field, is 10-to-1 on the morning line, odds sure to plummet after the publication of KDSBSL Lifetime®. For my Install a Public Address System at Your Place of Employment So You Can Walk in Monday Morning and Announce: Suck My Ass I Quit Motherfuckers Guarantee®, I recommend a four-colt superfecta box, with No. 6 Comma to the Top, No. 14 Shackleford, Midnight, and No. 19 Nehro. It might put thoroughbred racing out of business.

Oh well. There's always another race in twenty-five minutes.

This evening, starting at about 7, I walked the Orange Street Loop in 43:15.

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