Levy Loop Classic/Orange Street Loop aborted

I walked Levy Loop Classic this morning in 29:40. A couple of weeks ago I performed bedroom closet douches. I threw out seven 30-gallon bags stuffed full of all sorts of crap. This will sound like an exaggeration, but it's not; I threw away two million pairs of running shoes (as I result, my house now tilts to the north). I did find some good things, including a pair of leather Nike cross-training shoes. I bought them for the 2004 Hot Springs Red Dress Run, and hadn't worn them since. I forgot about them. They're white, with red trim. I walked in them this morning and they felt great.

I waited until sunset, jogged through the first mile of the Orange Street Loop in 12:02, and then quit. My legs were as dead as George Carlin.

RIDDLE OF THE DAY
What do you call a man who's disguised himself as a plate of spaghetti?
A: An impasta